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2008-06-25 1:31 p.m.

No Storms Today

I stoleborrowed this from Momonroof. Here’s the deal:


”It’s simple. Attach the following in your blog and state the total fines you have been assessed!! You don’t have to state the specific fines you have been charged, only the total. And for the other readers today you can play along too and state your total fine assessment in the comments section!


The total fines possible is $1030. Below is the list and fines. Below that is my list of people tagged. And just so you know why I chose who I did it was quite simple. So if you didn’t get tagged this time around you can assume I think you are just as bad as me but I could only tag 5 people are just an innocent angel who does nothing wrong!”


That’s the way I read it, but I’m not tagging anyone. Every time I do one o these, I seem to one of the last, so I will just say tag to anyone that wants to do it.

Sin Assessment

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on Facebook — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican — $20
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed someone who’s name you didn’t know — $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend– $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time – $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it – $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $5
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret –$20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work – $25
Lied to your mate – $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

My Total = $ 455.00. My bad.
And yours??

Thought for the day

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
pee on it and walk away.

Later,
Cosmic

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