2008-06-18 1:04 p.m.
Whiley Wednesday Yesterday�s birthday went nicely. I got a beautiful silver bracelet, and an ice cream cake. Lori came up with the girls and we had a nice little family party. I also received the most enormous bouquet of flowers I have ever seen. Those were sent by Sue, our niece in England. I�m double nickels now. Ah well, it beats the alternative. Thanks to those of you who sent e-cards and real cards. They were much appreciated.
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A girl came skipping home FROM school one day.
'Mommy, Mommy,' she yelled, 'we were counting today, and all the other
kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6,7, 8, 9, 10!' 'Very good,' said her mother. 'Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?'
'Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde.' The next day the girl came skipping home from school. 'Mommy, Mommy,' She yelled, 'we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!' 'Very good,' said her mother. 'Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?'
'Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde.' The next day the girl came skipping home school. 'Mommy, Mommy,' she yelled, 'we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!' And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. 'Very good,' said her embarrassed mother. 'Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?' 'No, Honey, it's because you're 25.'
GOVERNMENT CARD
A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an
old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your water
allocation.'
The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't go in that field over there.'
The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am
allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked
or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores.
Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for
the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull
was gaining on the Water Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified,
so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and
shouted out.....
'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!'
Later,
Cosmic
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