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from the start.

2008-10-07 12:12 a.m.

I just can't help myself

I took this off earlier. I changed my mind and decided to put it back.


T�was the day before the election
And all through the states
Done were the campaigns
Done were the debates

McCain stayed in his library
Making a to-do list when he wins
First, bomb all of Pakistan
For all of their sins

Next move on to Russia
Every man woman and child
Show the world that we are powerful
Don�t dare get us Riled

His running mate, the soccer mom
Studies the book George Bush sent
�Vice Presidency for Dummies�
Cheney had forgotten it when he left

She runs to buy her self a new dress
For the victory the next night, you see
There must have been a small mistake
Nobody told her where It�s to be

Later that day she takes her gun
In the woods she stops to tinkle
With one straight shot while still squatting
She puts two bullets into Bullwinkle

That same night Obama lies sleeping
After a nice dinner with family and friends
As he spoke of his hopes for our country
And his dreams for what it will take to mend

All at once in the middle of his sleep,
He saw McCain and Palin, that tart
As she made the shot that killed poor Bullwinkle
He said, �What kind of nightmare was that????

I am such a silly, sometimes
Okay, I am done now.

Later,
Cosmic

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