Help you breath
Grow your hair
Stiffen a penis
Neutralize stomach acid
Make you sleep
Make you alert
Take away pain
Make you pee more
Make you pee less
Calm your nerves
Calm your children
Get you high
Keep you low
Cure an illness
Stop fartsSo why, if they can do all this and more, can't they come up with a pill that will feed you all the vitimans, minerals and nutrients that you need in the course of a day.
I'm not talking your run-of-the-mill Flintstones Vitamins here or supplements. I'm talking about one pill that you can take in the morning that provides all the stuff you need for the day so you don't have to eat. It stands to reason that if all these foods contain things that are not good for you ie, fats, excess carbs, cholestorol, caffeine, poly, mono and saturated fats, that the obvious solution would be to not eat anything! So why, pray tell, can't they invent a pill with just the good stuff? Then you could just take a pill and drink the recommended 8 glasses of water and maintain a fat-free, garbage free diet. Of course it would have to contain a fiber type ingredient that would give the sensation of being full, but I bet they could do that.
Want to know why they won't? For the same reason they have already invented the cure for the cold, pantyhose that won't run and many other products that are not made public because it would put a dent in someone's wallet. Imagine how empty the shelves at the pharmacy would be if you could just take one pill and cure a cold. It would cost the drug manufacturer's billions and billions in unsold products.
Pantyhose? Get real! They have a material that can withstand thousands of degrees of heat and cold that is used in space exploration, but you can't buy a pair of hose that won't run the second you put them on. Bull! You ever get a whiff of a used Pamper after junior has consumed a hefty protion of spinach? If THAT doesn't disintergrate a plastic diaper, nothing will!
Yup, it's a conspiracy I tell you. It's all about money.
I've decided that the antivirus companies are paying 13 - 16 year olds to sit home and come up with new viruses every day too. It's a plan. Keep inventing viruses and people will continue to put out $30.00 a year to protect themselves. Yup, it's all about money.
I know I sound a little (little?) paranoid here folks, but think about it. What would happen if all of a sudden, you didn't need to eat anymore or take cold remedies. It would probably bankrupt the world.
I really think the one-pill a day to feed ya would be a good idea though.
Well, I'm off to fix, once again, my sister's computer. Then I'm going to zip through the house cleaning. Maybe tomorrow I can't hit some yard sales. I love yard sales. I am a yard sale slut. I love finding things people throw and they turn out to be worth something. Not a whole lot, just more than I paid. I have a picture in my living room that I paid $3.00 for. It is a print of a little Hawaian boy. It turns out that it is worth about $30.00 with the frame if you order it online. It's fun to scavenger hunt in someone else's garbage.
Later...
Later,
Cosmic
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