Saturday, May. 11, 2002 4:03 P.M.
Mother's Day Quickie In honor of Mother's Day I am posting the following. I would love to take credit for these, but alas, I received them in my e-mail I will be posting my mom's tomorrow.
Advice for the day:
You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like cleaning the driveway before it has stopped snowing.
Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind
yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
We child proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
And Cosmicrayola's personal favorite... If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
Later,
Cosmic
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