Monday, Oct. 07, 2002 7:47 A.M.
Ok, I finally did it. 100 useless things about me. Others have done it, but I have put it off until today. Why today? unclebob inspired me.
1. I hate thunderstorms.
2. I love lobster.
3. I can sing pretty well.
4. My family is the most important thing in my life.
5. My favorite color is a greenish/blue
5. My natural haircolor is a drab dirty blonde
6. I took a few guitar lessons when I was 14.
7. I was married at 15 and not even pregnant.
8. My mother had 7 kids and none got seriousley involved with drugs.
9. I think doing drugs is the slowest form of suicide.
10. I didn't get my license until 26.
11. I detest bigotry and racism in all forms.
12. I believe in God.
13. I want to believe in heaven.
14. I love to write.
15. I should have been a stand-up comic. I have been told this.
16. I hate my weight.
17. I am back to weighing 152.
18. My favorite non-alcoholic drink is Pepsi.
19. My favorite alcoholic drink is coffeebrandy sombreros.
20. I am a Gemini.
21. My path of life number is 5.
22. I was in the USAR.
23. I did basic training in Fort Dix New Jersey.
24. My dream was to become a lawyer.
25. I wanted to take mostly Pro Bono cases.
26. I have done paperwork for 9 people in Maine to get their divorce.
You don't need a lawyer there.
27. I was a Notary Public in Maine.
28. I have performed 5 wedding ceremonies.
29. I always got invited to the reception.
30. That was my wedding gift. I have never charged a fee.
31. I have a lazy eye that isn't noticable now.
32. I almost died as a baby from choking due to whopping cough.
33. I was in a talant show in 1967 in Junior High. I sang a solo.
34. I wore Mork suspenders in the 1970's.
35. I picked up the sayings "Na-Nu, Na-NU" and "Shazbut!"
36. People probably thought I was nuts.
37. I never had a bike until I was 30.
38. I Loved my mom.
39. I loved my dad.
40. My dad was a worthless Gigilo.
41. I have no tattoos. (yet)
42. I want a small tattoo of Woodstock on my shoulder.
43. I am an orphan now and have been since 1981.
44. I am one of 7 kids and never go more than a few months between talking to every one of them.
45. I loved Lucile Ball.
46. I can not stand watching Joan Rivers
47. I also cannot stand Don Rickles. I think he is Joan Rivers relative.
48. In 1970 I had a blodclot in my arm that was cleared up with medication.
49. I had a partially collapsed lung in 1973.
50. I can count to 50.
51. It is my opinion that we have a lot to learn from our senior citizens if we will take time to listen.
52. I say "man!" when I get excited or pissed.
53. It used to take a lot to make me angry. Over the years it takes less and less.
54. The worst people in the entire world are pedophiles. It pisses me off that they breath my air.
55. I love the smell of infants.
56. I don't think puppy breath is bad.
57. I am good to have around in a crisis.
58. I am certified in CPR.
59. I worked for 3 years as a corrections officer.
60. I once owned my own giftshop.
61. I love to dance.
62. I think that one of the nicest sounds in the world is a childs laughter.
63. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
64. My 2 favorite cereals are and have always been, Rice Crispies and Cheerios.
65. The only part of my body that is pierced is my ears and only once.
66. I tend to be yakker. I have to tell myself sometimes to shut up.
67. I think my husband is perhaps the best man I have ever known in my life.
68. I have many favorite movies but I think Titanic and GWTW are two of the top ones.
69. I don't like tellytubbies. They scare me.
70. I think Peewee Herman got a bum rap.
71. I just lied. Seeing if you were paying attention.
72. I love my job.
73. I would like to have more money.
74. My favorite season is fall.
75. I don't mind the snow.
76. I love Christmas and Halloween.
77. I love dressing up at halloween. I do it every year at work.
78. I think that Red Skelton was an awesome comedian. There should be more like him.
79. I don't like sports unless I have money on the game.
80. Sometimes in the summer I have to put salt in my hand and eat it. I do it secretly because I am embarrassed by it.
81. I don't like to watch porn.
82. I hate air conditioning but realize sometimes it is necessary.
83. I want to get back into fishing. I miss it.
84. I like any movie that stars Harrison Ford.
85. I wish I looked like Michelle Pfeiffer (or however you spell it.)
86. I hate panyhose and refuse to wear them unless I have to.
87. I can't go barefoot even in the house.
88. I never realized how boring I am.
89. I have no boobs. (Ya, you already knew that.)
90. My middle name is Kay and so is my youngest grandbaby. (Thank you Lori).
91. I don't like flying insects.
92. I Do like butterflys and ladybugs, though.
93. I am an encyclopedia of usless knowledge.
94. I do well on Jepeordy. (except in spelling)
95. I a going to be late for work.
96. I am running out of things to say.
97. My husband calls me Honeybabe.
98. I am a pretty good cook.
99. I love to write.
100. I will never write one of these again. You're welcome. Later,
Cosmic
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