Sunday, Nov. 24, 2002 8:19 A.M.
A few Yucks Ok, It's the week-end Joke fest at Chez Cosmic I guess. Here's a couple more that I just found to be too funny. Sorry if you find them distasteful.
A girl comes skipping home from school one day. She comes into the house and says to her mother,
"Mommy, mommy, we did our numbers at school today. Everyone else could only count up to 5, but I counted up to 10. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Is that good mommy?"
"Yes dear," replied the mother,
"that's very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde mommy?" Askes the daughter.
"Yes dear, it is" Was the response.
The next day, the girl comes skipping home from school. She comes into the house and says to her mother,
"Mommy, mommy, we did our the alphabet today at school today. Everyone else could go up to G, but I went all the way up to L. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L. Is that good mommy?"
"Yes dear," replied the mother, "that's very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde mommy?" Askes the daughter.
"Yes dear, it certainly is" Was the response.
The third day, the girl comes skipping home from school. She comes into the house and says to her mother,
"Mommy, mommy, we had Phys Ed. at school today. All the other girls were flat as a board, but I've got these!"
With that she pulls up her blouse to show a sized 36 C's.
"Is that good mommy?"
"Yes dear," replied the mother, though a little embarrassed, "that's very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde mommy?" Askes the daughter.
"No dear, it's because you're 25."
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The Secretary at the hospital picked up the phone. "I have a question for you", came the voice at the other end. "How can I help you?" said the secretary. "Well", replies the voice, "If someone were to ask how a patient was doing, could you tell them if she was not doing too good, doing as good as expected, or if she was doing really well?" "Well, who is the patient?" Asks the secretary. Well, that would be Sarah Finkle in Room 305." Says the voice. "Ahh, Mrs. Finkle!" Says the secretary. "Mrs Finkle is doing wonderful! She has eaten two large meals today. Her blood pressure is down and they are taking her off the heart monitor in a few hours. If all goes as well as expected, she will be going home Tuesday at noon."
"Oh Praise be! That is wonderful news. I am so happy to hear this!" came the elated voice.
"You must be a family member or a very close friend to be this concerned" says the receptionist.
"No", says the voice, "I am Sarah Finkle in room 305 and my doctor doesn't tell me shit!" Later,
Cosmic
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