Sunday, Jul. 11, 2004 9:24 P.M.
Wonders never Cease. Thank you all for your comments and wellness wishes for Harry, Gloria and his SIL. Harry will be in the hospital for another two weeks. They still haven�t stitched up his arm. And he has to be watched for another day or so. It seems that when there is such extensive breakage, there is a danger that bone marrow can get tinto the blood stream snd cause a dangerous infection. I don�t know what that is about. I got that from sister Buella. Gloria is going home possible tomorrow. Her memory has returned and she now starts the long haul healing process. SIL�s leg is broken, but she is up on crutches and will be fine. Thank you all again.
OH MY GOD, WHAT�S NEXT??
In case you are wondering what this is, let me tell you. They advertised it on TV just now. It is a LG LRS C26980 25.2 cu.ft. TV Refrigerator with FM Stereo: Titanium. Yes folks, this can be yours for the low, low price of only $3,418.99! What is this world coming to? Now you can watch your favorite shows and only have but to bend forward, stretch and reach that salami/ice cream/fudge chocolate sauce. Your hubby can sit in front of it and watch the game and even get his own damn beer! The kids can electrocute themselves when they spill that gallon of milk down the front of it. I sure as hell don�t want one. The only exercise I get is when I walk back and forth between the TV and the bacon and eggs. Don�t get me wrong. I know a lot of people have TV�s in the kitchen so they can catch the morning news while drinking their morning coffee, but it just seems weird when the combine two things that shouldn�t be together to form another product. I think what started this whole thing was that commercial of yesteryear about, �you got peanut butter on my chocolate, no you got chocolate on my peanut butter.� This opens up all sorts of new possibilities. How about:
A lipstick/inpen combo. You can freshen up at your desk and the boss doesn�t even have to know! A hairbrush/microphone combo. You can brush that messy do before your karaoke performance right up there on stage! A vacuum cleaner/scooter combo. Clean the living room and zip down the store for that pizza! A Headset/earmuff combo. Listen to those mp3�s and keep your ears warm on those cold New England walks! Walker/hamper combo. Doing laundry and getting tired? Just lean over and push your self down the hallway! An ironing board/surfboard combo for those crazy kids! (oh wait, do they even know what an ironing board is?)Of course the proverbial blond is thinking iron/telephone combo. No dear, that would be dangerous. Well, I�ve gotten silly enough for one night. Silly is good.
Later,
Cosmic
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