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2008-08-21 7:46 p.m.

Emptying Out the Joke Box

There isn�t anything going on right now, so instead of trying to come up with anything, I thought I would just clean out my funnies drawer. First, I bring you a little picture of one time in another dimension I was invited by poolagirl to go visit her aboard the HMS Pie-Rat. She worked me to death. She was a real �CUT� up. If you ever go aboard, hide her swords!

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Now for a couple videos that were sent to me. The first one is SuperGranny. If they kick it off y@u tube, I apologize. They may.


The next one reminds me of myself. I can definitely relate.

Tom Rush, �I Forgot�


Okay, just one more and I�m done. A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session, with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers, Peter and Willy are waiting for us.''

Later,
Cosmic

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