Wednesday, Mar. 10, 2004 7:36 A.M.
Delivery! I think I may have stumbled on a first. I like being first. I like being a trendsetter. I know that makes me a �twerp� but who cares. Ok, you all, or most of you, at one time or another have ordered out, right? You have had pizza delivered, Chinese food, or even medicine if you are fortunate enough to have a pharmacy that does. You can now have movies delivered to your mailbox throughout net*flix and even clothes delivered. They don�t really count, though, because they come in the mail and are not personally delivered. But I have managed to become perhaps the first woman in the history of the delivery system to have one thing delivered that I bet you haven�t. They are delivering me Boobs!! Yup. I am having my new boobs delivered right to my home. I called and talked to the Customer Service people yesterday and the let me talk to the person that does the fitting etc. and she said she will send them to me. I don�t really need a fitting because I am getting both at the same time. Were I only needing one, they would have to make sure they would both be the same. A girl can�t be going around with one �C� cup and one �DD� cup, now can she? I decided that even though I don�t mind being boobless, there are certain times I would like to appear a little more like everyone else. So within the week, I will be back to a 36C again. Cool, huh? The great thing is that in July, when the humidity gets unbearable, I can sling those suckers over the bedpost and leave them there. I bet you can�t do that with yours now, can you! Heehee! (I am so wacked sometimes). Later... Later,
Cosmic
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