Thursday, Sept. 30, 2004 6:43 A.M.
Busy Beaver Ahh, Thursday. One more day until Friday. In honor of that wonderful fact, I bring you my latest funny e-mail. Ok, men, turn away if you have no sense of humor. I thought these were funny.
Q: Whats the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick
only one.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women:....
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need... A man wants every
woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
I know. Not nice. So sue me.This week has been really busy. Next week is going to be more of the same. Our year end means reports galore and many of them are mine. I have utitlity reports, inventory reports, work order reports. This week boss lady is on vacation and next week, she comes in for three days and then is gone for the rest of the week. At least that much is good. I have been getting tons or work done. The weather has turned nice once again and I am loving the fall. I finally heard from everyone in the hurricane's path and know all is once again right with the world. Well, as right as it can be after all the horrible weather. I had 8 button pins to make last night. Once this weekend is over I hope to put out more feelers and start lining up some serious orders. Hopefully. Well time to get ready for work. You all have a great day. Later,
Cosmic
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