Diaryland Trading Cards!
|
cosmicrayola member since 04/22/01 280 entries
Gold Edition
|
Description: Overweight, underpaid, wife, mother, and grandmother. But damn fine person.
Strengths: My humor. My great body, my winning smile, my great big boobs. (See, I told you I had a sense of humor.)
Weaknesses: I talk too much. I am self critical. Not to the point of perfection, thank God. I haven't got THAT much time.
Special Skills: Timing when telling a joke. I have it down to a science. I can tie a cherry stem with my toungue. I can.... ooops, hubby said I DO talk too much.
Weapons: My toungue can really sting when I'm mad. I have nerves of steel.
Motto: Strangers are STILL only friends I havent met yet.