11. Cover them with fur and use them for ear muffs.10. Use them for a slingshot.
9. Paint them brown and next Halloween I can dress up as Princess Leah
8. Use them for a cat carrier.
7. Send them to Pamela Sue Anderson to give her a chuckle. ("Aww, ain't that a cute little thing")
6. Cut out the cups and send them to the Pygmies to wear on their head at Temple
5. Send them to Drew Carey.
4. Send them to Brittni Spears, (She obviously doesn't own any)
3. Cut out the cups, stuff them and give them to granddaughter for Barbie pillows.
2. Sew the cups together with Perfumed body talc inside and use them as potpourri in your unmentionable drawers.
And the number one use for the useless bra?
Wrap them around the throat of the Sadist who invented the damn uncomfortable, restraining things in the first place!!!
Later....
Later,
Cosmic
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