Tuesday, Feb. 05, 2008 1:20 P.M.
Guest Entry by Golfwidow by Golf Widow If you're ever invited to do a guest post in Cosmic's diary, your best course of action is to open the action with a dirty joke. Knock, knock! Who�s there? Little boy blue. Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson! I don't makes 'em up. I repeats 'em. Credit to Metal Mom by way of Pointless Drivel. In other news, Jerry O'Connell recently peed in Cosmic's metaphorical Cheerios by whining about how his Giants didn't have a chance because Boston has a monopoly on good sports teams. I'm wondering if Cosmic is now willing to forgive him, since, during Superbowl XLII (which is Roman Numeric for the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything), the Giants rendered Jerry's mini-meltdown Completely and Utterly Off-Topic. Dear Jerry O'Connell: Help yourself to some wet, yellow cereal. And lay off Tom Cruise. Cosmic's right. We don't make fun of other writers, and you shouldn't make fun of other actors. It's called professional courtesy. Learn it. Live it. As for Cosmic and me, we'll be happy to poke fun at Tom on your behalf, should you ever need it. At least, I will. I can do it with my eyes wide shut. Cosmic is probably still not speaking to you and you're going to need to beg her pardon, first. Because she's my pal. By the way, Cosmic, congratulations on going this long without a smoke. Later, Cosmic
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