You have been a pirate on a teaching ship,
A bunny at the unforgiving mall.
You�ve aided conscientious objectors
Lady, you have done it all.

You befriend just about every one.
The exception? The Moonies, hands down.
For everyone else, you share a smile.
But to them? It�s "Fuck off, Clowns!"

You�re a steadfast vegetarian,
But would kill for Lemon Meringue Pie.
I guess eggs don�t count as meat when,
You�re not looking the chicken in the eye.

You�ve sang "Moon River" in a rubber boat
Sitting on a cement floor.
Even charged admission to watch,
To all who came through the door

You�ve even delivered flowers.
Oh, the positions that you�ve filled!
You possess a wonderful singing voice.
I heard it and I was thrilled!

You have kept us all so entertained,
With your antics and your stories.
For a moment each day you make us forget
Our problems and our worries

You�ve been many things to many people
And we love you, What more can we say?
So much for this episode of "This is Your Life"
Happy Birthday to you today!!!

Go give poolagirl some wet smoochies!! Tell her cosmic sent ya.