Tuesday, Mar. 07, 2006 7:37 A.M.
Busy week Thank you. I appreciate it.Off to work. Busy, busy day yesterday and another one coming up. Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment
when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand. He clutches his chest
and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue
Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone
got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"
They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet?? I'm the most discreet Irishman you'll ever meet.
Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me."
Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door.
Mrs. Murphy answers and asks what he wants.
Gallagher declares: "Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to
come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!", says Murphy's wife.
"I'll go tell him."
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