Wednesday, May. 31, 2006 9:00 P.M.
Long, long, long one tonight I am a Star Wars-a-holic. Actually, I am a die-hard Trekkie. I am such a Trekkie, that I refused to watch Star Wars when it came out because in my warped (warped, get it?) mind, I would be commiting an act of treason against Gene Roddenberry. Ok, call me silly. I managed to avoid Star Wars like the plague. I knew the names of all the characters. I knew who was who in the zoo. I knew the name of the famous star ship, (The Millennium Falcon.) I knew who starred in it. I never saw even one of the six they made. Maybe 5 minutes of one. Then it happened. Netflix sent one. It was one of the latest three prequels. Terry recorded it. I had it in my hand. I should have tossed it. I should have fought harder. I caved. I caved bad. After avoiding it like the plague for 29 years, we sat and watched in order of the way they happened, not the order they were filmed, the ENTIRE SIX MOVIES. Almost 14 hours of Star Wars in three days!! I am ashamed. I am wallowing in guilt. I crumpled like an aluminum beer can smashed into the head of a good-ole-boy and a redneck cook-out. Are they making Star Wars 7? Please tell me yes. Please, please, please!!! I need more! I want more!! God, I�m pathetic.
I am having happy thoughts tonight though. Because I can. Golf widow started me off by sending me This little ditty I dare you to listen to it for 3 minutes. It will be in your head for hours. But it�s cute. After spending time there, I decided to do some research and find out what it was. The girl seemed like one of those Asian anamie or whatever-you-call-it cartoons. But the words sounded like gibberish. So off I went into the wide world of the WWW. I found it!! The history of the song is Finnish. From the page of the history of the song, I found a Finnish Quartet Here that is singing a similar song. I think I have found a new kind of music that I really like! Well, not the first song. I still can't get it out of my head!! You just never know where a journey will take you. I also never realized there is a whole world of music I have never heard. I am musically impaired. I am going to try to improve on that. I remember going to concerts with my school class. I remember hearing classical music. Some of it, I loved, some of it, not so much. I remember one song in particular but can�t remember the name. The only words were do-do-do doobie, doobie do, and it was sung by a beautiful choir in 3 or 4 part harmony. Hold on, I have to see if I can find it on that wide world of the WWW. I can�t. I know if I could sing it on here, elgan would know it. It�s a classical song by one of the greats. Bach? Beethoven ? Mozart? I can�t remember. Heck, I was only widdle. Here to amuse you or bore you is another installment of COSMIC�S FAVORITE EMAILS
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he
fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is
baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
DONE NOW
Okay, one more little story. Those of you who have fragile ears, or in this case, eyes, do not read the following. I will not apologize for the dirty, disgusting story that follows. You have been warned. Turn your eyes away now! A friend gave me a couple cans of Alphabet pasta in tomato sauce. Her kids had gotten sick of them. Terry eats pretty much anything like that for lunch, so I took them. Yesterday, he asks me to warm a can for him. He was sitting next to me on the couch and leaned over with his bowl. I looked in and it was all gone except, right across the bottom was KAREN. Awww. He said,
�See honey? I would have spelled �I love you� but I didn�t have an �L�.
I replied, �That was sweet.�
He answered, �I have to be sweet to you or you�ll stop feeding me.�
I handed back the bowl with my name in it and just said two words.
�Eat me.�
See? I�m not always sweet and innocent.
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