Saturday, Jun. 10, 2006 9:20 P.M.
Saturday Night Madness (yawn) Busy week. We had our inspection on Thursday. They come in and check everything to make sure there are no repairs that need to be made, make sure the apartment is safe, and make sure that is tidy. It�s strange. I am the one that writes the letters for the director if the tenants need to be called on the carpet. She came back to the office and told me she needed to send a nasty letter to our house. Haha. She then told me ours was the best of the bunch. That is mostly due to Terry, I have to admit. He has our floors looking like glass. He does most of the housework while I�m at work. I do most of the cooking and laundry but he is the floors-dishes guy. ***************I have been working on my book since last night. Most of today I have been sitting here working. I have sent 34 of the 50 chapters to my editor, (Hi, poolagirl!) She is amazing. She truly is. I am calling it an early night tonight. So since I have nothing else to add, I leave you with a serious dilemma I have. I have been soul searching and don�t know if I have to call in the big guns���.. My spiritual seagull guide, for a consultation. The reason is Here Jason Childers. Be ashamed. Be very ashamed. That could be one of my children in my previous life. ***************On to an e-mail I got. This tickled me. So many are so true. This is THE LAWLaw of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it
Have a great end of the weekend!
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