Monday, Sept. 12, 2005 7:22 P.M.
I'm on the Top of the World, Looking Down at Creation..... I had a good day today. No, let me re-phrase that. I had a totally awesome, fantastic, superbly wonderful day today! Yes, I know. My grammer is horrible today. Tough. I am in a great mood and nobody, but nobody is going to talk me out of it. So there! What, you ask is reason for this elation? I�ll tell you. Ms-living-in-apartment-we-are-taking came into the office today and picked up the key to the apartment she is going to. You are now going to be told another reason I have been so stressed lately. The apartment she is moving to is not as new, not as clean and not as private as the one she is moving out of. Our guys would clean it of course before she moved in. Also, the one she is moving out of has pretty dark blue/green tile in the kitchen and bath, beautiful parkay floor in the livingroom and dark blue carpet in the bedrooms. The one she is moving into has worn parkay floor in the living room and icky light green tile in all the other rooms. It has virtually no yard. It is on a semi-busy street. Now the kicker. . �. At any given
moment through all of this, she could have decided not to take the apartment. She wasn�t being forced to. My boss has been betting that she would back out when she saw how much cleaning there would be and the difference between the two. Don�t get me wrong. The one she is going to isn�t bad, it�s just older and had more people in and out that weren�t as nasty neat as her. She and the previous two tenants have been immaculate in the current one. Well, she took the key to go and look at it and called the office 5 hours later to say it was all cleaned and asking if she can start moving things in today!!!! Whew! I refused to speak out loud or in type the possibility that this could all fall through. I am the eternal optomist, but hey, even I have a doubt or two on occasion. Now the even more good news. If she moves in on Wednesday, like she plans, our new place could be empty by Friday. If that happens, I am sure that I can at least get the keys and start moving things into the basement over the weekend. We got a very reasonable quote from the movers locked in. We are good to go!! Because the whole top of this entry is so gosh darn happy, I am going to continue to the end the same way.
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall at the water
cooler and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied,
"I make $300.00 a week. Why?"
Trying to impress everyone present, the CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in
cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't ever come
back."
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did around here?"
From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named Robert Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed. As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "Do you realize what time it is ? Where have you been?", and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub... pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks. While he was in the bath the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view as he bent over naked drying his legs and feet. �They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically, "For crying out loud, Woman, don't you ever stop!?" And how was YOUR day?? Hehe
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