Monday, Oct. 30, 2006 9:21 P.M.
Not much ado about nothing Email chuckles.
Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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I had to leave the house today. I didn�t really want to, but I had to go for my pre-op tests and pre-admission.
I guess I had a few of you wondering about what I am having done. It�s just a small procedure. Not surgery in the technical sense and not serious. Usually, women with this go back to work the next day. If your curious, feel free to email me, but trust me, only women will be interested. I am looking forward to NaNoWriMo I don�t quite know what it is even going to be about at this point. Wow, 27 hours until it starts. Nothing like waiting until the last minute, eh? I am playing with ideas. Maybe a horror novel. I could write a story about��. Oh, sorry. It�s a secret. Can�t tell you. If I did, I would have to kill you. I�m not going anywhere tomorrow. I think I MAY hang my new curtains. But that means washing my windows. We�ll see. I have to be careful how I word things. See, I have a husband who hears the literal whenever I start a sentence with, "I am going to�" or "I think I will�" If I say, for instance. Tomorrow, I think I will go grocery shopping, then tomorrow morning, regardless of if I am tired, not feeling well, or on my death bed, I will hear,
"What time are you going shopping?"
I will then answer, "I haven�t decided if I�m going yet." Which will then lead to the next line, "Well, you SAID you were going!" So I am now careful to say, "I MAY" do this or that. Men, can�t live with them, can�t shoot them. I guess I�ll go and play some pogo or something. Or should I say, "I MAY go play some pogo."
Later,
Cosmic
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