Tuesday, Mar. 02, 2004 7:30 A.M.
Strange conversations Whew! There. I am caught up on some of my projects. I finished My Atkins site and am now updating daily in that. This is how I have to diet. I have to make a big deal out of it to myself or I will fail every time. But when I get into journaling about it and keeping track of everything, it makes it more of a game. Games are fun! Like I said before, I plan on being slim and trim by JournalCon. Hell, I will hopefully be down to my goal by my Birthday in June. Then I can wear those tiny t-shirts again. I love those tiny t-shirts. I fixed dinner last night and while we were eating, Terry started the strangest conversation, I think we have ever had. We had beans and hot dogs, (I didn�t eat the beans � I ate hot dogs and asparagus). I hollered and asked him how many hot dogs he wanted and he said two. Then he asked me to cut up the hot dogs and pour the beans over them. And please bring in his brown sauce (Brit term for his steak sauce). I made the comment that it was like having a baby in the house again. He replied that if he were a baby, I would have to feed him too. This said, we started to eat. Within the next five minutes, the following conversation took place. Terry: �Aren�t you glad I lost both my legs instead of my arms?� Me: �I never thought about it, but yes and no.� Terry: �What do you mean?� Me: �Well, if you had lost your arms, you could walk your own butt out to the kitchen and get your own brown sauce.� Terry: �But if I didn�t have my arms, you would have to feed me, dress me and wipe my butt.� Me: �No, because if it were your arms, you would have been able to wear prosthetics and could do it yourself.� Terry: �But you would have had to do it until I got them.� Me: �No, you would have just sat in a corner naked and smelled bad.� Sometimes a guy just can�t win. *********** How about This one folks? A woman�s baby is stolen at 10 days old and her mother recognizes her 6 years later! Can you imagine? What a day it must have been for her. I can only imagine. Later� Later,
Cosmic
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