Friday, Apr. 20, 2007 7:53 P.M.
I am so bad. Ok, color me a butthead. In case any of you here don�t know it, I love a good practical joke. I especially love it when the opportunity to pull one off just drops in my lap. Robin is my next door neighbor. Today, Robin calls and asks if I have an egg. I told her that yes, I had plenty. She asked if she could borrow one, so I told her I would meet her on the front porch (of our duplex.) I reached into the door and saw a bowl with three hard boiled eggs terry had cooked up for me a few days ago. You know where this it going, don�t you? Yes, I did. I took it out to the porch and gave it to her. She said thanks and made the comment that she would be talking to me. I just shot back, �Yes you will.� I went back to the kitchen and took out a raw egg and waited in the living room Not 2 minutes later, I heard her howling with laughter walking back into her living room. Sure enough, 5 seconds later my phone rings. �Oh my God, you are such an ass!!� Ummm, yup, that would be me. Hehehe. I just said I would meet her on the porch. Back out, I went and handed her the egg. She couldn�t stop laughing for a few minutes. She was actually holding onto her side and I could see tears in her eyes. You know it was a good practical joke when you bring tears to the eyes. Finally, she caught her breath. I thought it was funny enough just imagining her hitting it a bunch of times before she caught on. It was better than that. She said she hit it the third time and it dawned on her it was probably bad, so she dropped it into the bowl and stood back waiting for the bad egg smell. She crept back over to it and then realized what it was. Yup, sometimes you just have to take your funny where ya find it. Later,
Cosmic
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