And who would the man be above? Who would be Pan? Why that is none other than my son Jeff. Yes, wouldn't you be proud to call him son?
I got a call from the doctor today. Again with the prednisone and again with the water pills and again with the antibiotics. He thinks I may have a cold. Hell if I know. I am coughing, but being a smoker for so many years, I didn't realize I was coughing really. I went in today and gave blood and my numbers show that my electrolytes are okay, but the swelling has come back with a vengeance.
So, for now, we try something new. Eh. Why not.
Want a giggle and a trip down memory lane? The first is just a funny joke. I thought so anyway.
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Thoughtful Wife
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs?
A slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.
It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, Homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib-eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra... I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving..."
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The next one is humor at its best. Before you had to make hateful, slanderous rumors and gossip to get a laugh. Before you had to use 4-letter words because the funny wasn't funny anymore.
I had a nice visit with sister Stella and her Jeff. (We call her fiance Stella's Jeff we call my son Jeff, Our Jeff) I will write about that tomorrow.
