Monday, Oct. 29, 2007 3:12 P.M.
Monday, Monday. Why shouldn't I trust that day?? Here is a variation on the meme that spun all over the place yesterday. And here is the big twist!
The object is to use the second letter of your online journaling name to identify things. Mine is the letter �O�. poolagirl is the letter �O too� and she already got all the good ones, but I�ll try. Here I go.
1. Famous singer/band: Sinead O'Conner (I loved her music until she did what she did to the picture of the Pope. I am not Catholic, but total Lack of respect is total lack of respect. It was wrong and she lost any respect I had for her.
2. Four letter word: Owww!
3. Street name: Oak
4. Color: Orange (Orange yah glad I didn�t say banana?)
5. Gifts/Presents: 13 Owls a hooting. The first rendition was the 13 days of Christmas, but the superstitious people of the day made them omit the 13th day. Word.
6. Vehicle: Opel (It�s a UK thing)
7. Things in a Souvenir Shop: Onion rings. Oodles and oodles.
8. Boy Name: Omar
9. Girl Name: Olga
10. Movie Title: Oklahoma (cringe)
11. Drink: Olvalteen
12. Occupation: Oven installer
13. Celebrity: Omar Sheriff
14. Magazine: Oprah
15. US City: Oslo
16. Pro Sports Team: Oakland Raiders
17. Reason for Being Late for Work: Overdoing it at the kickboxing class and pulling a few muscles. I hate it when that happens.
18. Something You Throw Away: Overnight Poise, Ewwwww.
19. Things You Shout: "Over there! Over there! "
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming,
The drums rum-tumming ev'rywhere
So prepare say a pray'r
Send the word, send the word to beware
We'll be over, we're coming over,
And we won't come back till it's over over there!
20. Cartoon Character: Ollie (as in Kukla, Fran, et al. I said et al. and you didn�t, neener) A little silly for ya (Since I gave up on the hardy har diary.****************
A maid wanted a pay increase.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"
Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (really furious now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE RAISE!
Later,
Cosmic
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