It was not written by Uncle Bob, Auntie Mame, Uncle Fester nor Tom, Dick or Harry! I am the sole fuckin creator. I have not now, nor in the past 50 years ever plagiarized, used a ghost writer nor passed someone else�s work off as my own.

I am far too full of myself to sit by and let someone else outshine me in my own name. I enjoy bragging far too much.

I am aware that the entry was not something I would normally write. I am not usually so damn raunchy and piggy graphic and I don�t usually write like an asshole a sailor but if you look at what the entry was written for, also realize that I have never been in prison, nor put an ad in the paper for a penpal.

So for once and for all, ANYTHING YOU SEE WRITTEN IN MY DIARY IS WRITTEN BY ME, ONLY ME AND NOBODY ELSE BUT ME!>

Though Uncle Bob did offer to help me with proofing my past entries, (thank you, sweetie) I refused his help. If nothing else throughout this game, people should realize that I can be quite the mouthy bitch get quite testy about criticism. My writing may not always be grammatically correct or structurally sound, or intellectually stimulating and I may not use $3.50 words, but Damn it! I own it!