Saturday, Mar. 18, 2006 11:43 A.M.
Saturday Stuff Being that I am Irish by birth (Karen Kay Kelley and don�t even mention those Initials!) I was a proper Irish Lass yesterday. I didn�t go to Mass. I am not Catholic. I didn�t make Corned Beef and Cabbage. I do not like corned beef. I didn�t drink green beer. Who the hell made that up anyway? No self respecting Irishman puts food coloring in their beer. That�s blasphemy! As for the story about St� Patrick (Who was English by birth), getting all the snakes out of Ireland, I heard he was the only one that ever saw any. Ireland never had any snakes. Ok. Have another stout, Patrick.
Moving right along, (you�re welcome)
Terry wore the mask again last night. In case you haven�t read the previous posts, that is a Sleep mask for Apnea. No, we weren�t getting kinky. And if we were, I wouldn�t tell you anyway. Ok, I would. Anyway, he said it was really not bad. He fell asleep with no problem until he was brought violently awake with a nightmare that he was being suffocated. (Damn, I thought he was asleep!) Seriously though, he woke up and couldn�t find the release tab. He has an emergency pull string but couldn�t find that either. It wasn�t dangerous, as the tube is wide and there is no way it could clog up, but he wasn�t totally awake yet so he was in moderate terror. No, make that full-blown terror. He doesn�t know what time that happened, and I slept through it (aren�t I just the sensitive wife?) but he hasn�t thrown in the towel. I got a great e-mail today (Thank you Heather) from a lady that wears one. She said it took awhile for her to get used to it but it makes a huge difference to her now that she has. And unclebob has been a big help too. He will put it on again tonight. I was reading the news this morning. I figured I would share this with you, my closest friends. You can get in on the ground floor and make a ton of money! Or not.
Live, Laugh, Learn & Love
Investment tips for 2006.... for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2006.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang
I have declared winter officially over, so I am designing a new template but first I better get busy with my laundry. Such a life.
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