1. All songs would contain words AND melody.
2. Asscrack showing would be a jailable offense.
3. Denzel Washington would be the next James Bond.
4. At least two days a week, the local newspapers would contain no politics or politicians.
5. The temperature would never go above 75 degrees.
6. The temperature would never go below 65 degrees.
7. Junk food would be good for you and contain only enough calories to keep you healthy.
8. My wallet would always contain as much money as I need. (Not want, just need).
9. Terry would have his legs back. (But healthy)
10. I would have my boobs back. (But healthy)
11. There would be a radio station that only played my favorite songs with no commercials.
12. There would be no more �In a perfect world� Walgreen commercials.
13. There would be no more racism, bigotry or discrimination.
14. Children would respect their parents.
15. Parents would respect their children
16. There would be no thunderstorms.
17. I would have a salaried position at work and could go in when I wanted to.
18. I would be healthy.
19. Terry would be healthy.
20. I would never desire another cigarette.
