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from the start.

Wednesday, Jul. 02, 2003 10:24 A.M.

V-a-c-a-t-i-o-n (Bite Me, Connie Francis)

Did you ever notice?

When you are born, you come into this world from a small dark place.

You arrive with no teeth.

You arrive with no hair.

You were helpless.

You whine a lot.

You can't see well.

You need to wear a diaper.

You need to be fed.

You drool

Then you spend approximately 70 to 100 years of life and you��

End up with no teeth.

You end up with no hair. (or at least thinning)

You end up helpless.

You whine a lot.

You can't see well.

You need to wear a diaper.

You need to be fed.

You drool.

You wind up in a small dark place.

Sometime this circle of life stuff sucks!


As you can see by the time, (10:09 am) my first day off is going rather well. I slept in until 8. The weather is beautiful and my house is a mess. Is it bothering me? Hell, no! Am I going to do anything about it? Probably not. Ok, maybe. (Terry reads this, remember?)

I think later on, I'm going to sweep all the little whirleybirds off the back porch, throw down some sand and stick a plant out there. Then I'm going to construct a little platform to hang some tiki lights and put my boom box up to the window. Later, I shall make myself a rum and coke and lye out there on a towel in my bathing suit and sip away at my drink with Don Ho serenading me from my CD's. If I really use my imagination, I can pretend the noise of the passing cars and trucks are the sounds of waves beating against the rocks at Waikiki. Ahhhh.

The only problem with this picture is that There are too many bees on the back porch, I don't have any sand, all I have is whiskey and I don't own any Don Ho CD's nor Tiki lights. Hell, I don't even own a bathing suit.

Maybe I'll just clean the damn house.

Later�.

Later,
Cosmic

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