Wednesday, Sept. 19, 2007 9:44 P.M.
I Love this Weather!! I�m rich! I�m rich!! I just received yet another royalty check!! Okay, It�s only $8.45, but it�s still money! I think one of the nurses the first time I was in the hospital though I was dying so she bought a copy in case I became famous posthumously. Holly Thesaurus, Batman! I just spelled posthumously and even spelled it correctly the first time! And you didn�t! Neener-whopping-neener! Damn, I�m good.
I�m loving this weather. It has been gorgeous here for the past week or so. I wish it would stay this way all year. Ya, I wish I could win powerball too. As Terry told me his father used to say, �Poop in one hand and wish in the other and see which hand fills up first.� Ya, I don�t know what it means either. Speaking of commercials, (Oh, you weren�t?) I am getting really upset lately. Weirded out is more like it. Yes, weirded is too a word. In my opinion, certain things should not ever, ever, ever be big as life. Ronald McDonald can. He started out that way. Start out big, you can stay big. Or. You can be big if you are as cute when you are big as when you were small. Case in point, Pillsberry Dough Boy. Little pop-and-Fresh was and is cute on the commercials as the little tyke getting his belly poked. Blow him up to a 50 foot giant and stick him in Ghostbusters, he�s still cute. Absolutely, no weird-o-meter alarm on that. He�s cute. Also, all Disney characters. Cute small, cute life sized. Warm and fuzzy cute. So okay. What is NOT cute? Freaking Burger King! NOT CUTE! Not cute small, EVIL BIG. Pervert big!! Weird, big!!! But Yesterday, I almost swallowed my weird-o-meter. The latest big is a full sized Cabbage Patch Kid! That is so weird and so wrong I think I will have nightmares. Seriously, folks. A full sized Cabbage Patch. That is one scary doll. So let�s recap: Disney Characters � big and/or small, good. Ronald McDonald � Small in a happy meal, big at an opening, good. Pillsberry Dough Boy � big or small, good Burger King. Big and/or small. Freakin perverted weido. Bad! Bad! Bad! Cabbage Patch Kid. Small, good. Big, Bad! Bad! Perversely Bad! Clowns big and/or small. Good, good, good. Clowns named Mary, Very Good. Pirates, big and/or small, Good, good, good Pirates named Poolagirl. Very Good. Oh, Troll dolls. Tiny little ones, very good. Medium sized ones. Still good. Very big ones, ummm, little bit scarey. One more thing I wanted to add. Don�t click on this is you are a perpetual worry wart. Oh, too late. Now you will click to see what you ahould or should not worry about. Maybe I should just not link to it. I have to. It�s too cool. Check this out. It is a global incident map. It shows different threats in real time throughout the world. I checked it out and will keep it bookmarked for future reference but I�m not the type that will check it every day. I don�t need that much misery on a daily level, but I will have it handy if anything should come over the news wires in the course of the day. You all have a lovely evening.
One more thing! Even if you are on my list to be notified, you only get notified once in a while because I keep forgetting. So I just decided to put the regular notify list back on. Please sign it so I can start telling you when I've updated again. Even if you signed the other one, please sign again. The other one is just the one I used with my email program, so that's why I kept forgetting to use it. Later,
Cosmic
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